Come in sir, a suit you want?
Gotta measure you first.
Gotta measure your thighs.
Which way do you dress?
Where my balls hang best.
Not given to frippery,
But that was just a jest.
The tailor smiled.
I see sir.
Showed him many cloths.
But one struck him,
It was purple.
I will take that.
But sir that is an outrageous colour,
I could not recommend.
It’s my choice,
Not yours.
I pay up front;
Say you met the joker.